Everyone duck - I’m ejecting my PC!

Microsoft KB330833:

> You cannot eject your computer because one of the devices
> in the docking station,’ ECP Printer Port (LPT1)’, cannot
> be stopped because a program is still assessing it.

Microsoft KB194729:

> SYMPTOMS:
> When you use the Microsoft Cordless Phone System to answer
> incoming calls, you may be unable to listen to your voice
> messages from a remote location.
>
> CAUSE:
> This behavior can occur if you forget the remote access
> number for your mailbox.

Microsoft KB159740:

> These errors are specific to version 1.0 of The Neverhood.
> -The putt-putt shadow in world two above the teddy boom pod
> is wrong.
> -The dark upper right hand corner of the funny eye speaking
> video sequence is distorted.
> -When Klaymen grabs the rope ring from the right side, he
> descends facing the left, but switches sides in the Tree
> room. If he grabs the rope from the left he stays on the
> same side the whole way down.

Microsoft KB172668:

> When you use Microsoft ActiMates Interactive Barney with
> the ActiMates PC Pack Transmitter, your computer, and Fun
> on Imagination Island, you receive the following error
> message:
> Barney Not Found.

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