Just got this automated e-mail from our new Microsoft Project Server installation:
> Below are the latest schedule changes. Contact your project
> manager if there are any problems with the changes.
>
>
> Project: Admin Time Commercial Development Phoenix
> 2005-2006
> Assign to:
> ———————————————————–
> Task Name: Sick Request
> Start: Jun 1 ‘05 Finish: Jun 1 ‘05 Work: 2h Rem
> Work: 2h
>
> Task Name: Bereavement
> Start: Jun 3 ‘05 Finish: Jun 3 ‘05 Work: 0h Rem
> Work: 0h
> ———————————————————–
Well, yeah, I do have one problem: the fact that I’m scheduled for bereavement!
jdredd5150 | 06-Jun-05 at 9:34 am | Permalink
you may be scheduled for it, but you haven’t scheduled time for it. you obviously have no time for bereavement, you apathetic punk you.
mr_mooph | 06-Jun-05 at 9:37 am | Permalink
You will mourn when and where we tell you!
If you feel have nothing to mourn over, we will create a situation to mourn!