Bwahahaha. You get a girlfriend, and suddenly you’re gaining weight. You might as well just get married, because you life has officially began its decline.
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jdredd5150 | 22-Apr-04 at 3:48 pm | Permalink
i was wondering where the weight i’ve been losing went off to. you can keep it, dude. i dont’ want it back. really.
doshichan | 22-Apr-04 at 4:03 pm | Permalink
Bwahahaha. You get a girlfriend, and suddenly you’re gaining weight. You might as well just get married, because you life has officially began its decline.
yakamoto | 22-Apr-04 at 9:26 pm | Permalink
It’s all that “dry heat”
and maybe all the programmer food you’ve been eating… :)