Ha, funny. It’s been fixed. You know, the field “title” was a bit
vague. You weren’t the only one to do that. Somehow I didn’t catch
it was a job title. I was a bit curious how it related to the talk!
;)

Cheers,
Marty

Distributed RuBy (DRb) is, in my opinion, the most underrated portion of the Ruby standard library. It lets you take a Ruby class and network-enable it with almost no additional code (and without modifying the original class). Back in 2006 when I was considering whether to learn Ruby or not, I took one look at DRb and realized that a language that made such things possible was probably a language worth knowing.

I made this screencast to show off how powerful DRb is, and how easy it is to get started. We create a simple drawing canvas in Tk, then use DRb to network-enable it and draw to it from a 4-line client. We finish with a Ruby client that runs on Android via the Ruboto environment. And along the way, we cover a little basic security to help keep you safe (this is a network app, after all).

Here’s the complete code for the server:

require 'tk'
require 'drb'

$SAFE = 1

canvas = TkCanvas.new(:width => 800, :height => 600)
canvas.pack

class RemoteCanvas
  def initialize(canvas)
    @canvas = canvas
  end
  def circle(x, y)
    TkcOval.new(@canvas, x, y, x + 40, y + 40)
  end
end

DRb.start_service("druby://192.168.0.100:9000", RemoteCanvas.new(canvas))

canvas.mainloop

Here’s our (tiny) sample client:

require 'drb'
DRb.start_service
canvas = DRbObject.new(nil, "druby://192.168.0.100:9000")
canvas.circle(300, 400)

And here’s the complete touchscreen client for Ruboto:

require "ruboto.rb"
confirm_ruboto_version(4, false)
java_import "org.ruboto.embedded.RubotoView"

require 'drb'
DRb.start_service

$activity.start_ruboto_activity "$druby" do

  setup_content do
    @service = DRbObject.new(nil, "druby://192.168.0.100:9000")
    RubotoView.new($druby)
  end

  handle_touch_event do |event|
    @service.circle(event.get_x, event.get_y)
  end

end

Enjoy, and of course feel free to post questions and comments below. And if you’re looking for your own way to celebrate WhyDay, why not pick your favorite library and network-enable it?

“Please do Tigerlily!”

…came the encore requests from rapt audience members at the Natalie Merchant concert. And with the kind but commanding tone of someone who knows how to work a crowd, Natalie responded:

“To those of you asking for particular songs, don’t worry, we have something planned. But that makes us feel bad, because we might not know how to do the songs you ask for.” [I assume she meant the ensemble of 8-odd strings, woodwinds, etc. onstage, because I doubt she herself had forgotten the lyrics to “Ophelia”.]

“But this is our promise to you - we’ll make you happy.”

I think that’s a good model for every request, whether you’re asking someone to paint you a painting, code you an application, or sing you a song: Tell them the bare minimum to make you happy. Let them figure out the details, in a way that utilizes their strengths (which they know better than you). Instead of getting a clumsy interpretation of what you were imagining, you may find you’ve commissioned a work of art.

When it starts up (or the factory resets), all attributes are controlled by an ExampleFactory, meaning they’ll randomly be assigned to LoopFactories, SineFactories, RandomWalkFactories, etc. Touch the screen, though, and control of the drawing x/y position will be given to the touchscreen. Touch in a second place, and control of random attributes will go to your second finger: r/g/b channel, opacity, width, or height.

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Ensure iShowU is on "Rails Demo" preset:
  Record microphone, system audio off
  Normal frame rate: 5
  Compression: Apple Animation
  Capture Size: 800 x 600
  Show capture guide whether recording or not
  Follow mouse cursor: false
  Edit recording area so it's in upper left, touching underside of system menu
Set iShowU keyboard shortcuts:
  Start capture: Cmd-Opt-Ctrl-3
  Pause capture: Cmd-Opt-Ctrl-4
Size windows to fit within capture area:
  Web browser
  Shell(80 columns x 30 rows)
  Editor
Increase font size to 20-point or larger:
  Web browser ("Zoom In" x 2)
  Shell
  Editor
Plain background as desktop
Close all possible apps

Like the original, this is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license.

Pat Maddox - I Love Ruby

LSD makes letters on a computer screen look as if they’re dancing around and have a mind of their own. It’s also entirely impossible to think logically enough to code while on it. I recommend you buy some acid and see how it’s nothing like this at all. ;)

And here is my answer. :)

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require 'rubyonacid/factories/example'
require 'tk'

#This factory will be in charge of all drawing coordinates, colors, etc.
f = RubyOnAcid::ExampleFactory.new

#A skip factory, in charge of randomly resetting the meta factory.
resetter = RubyOnAcid::SkipFactory.new(:odds => 0.99)

#The window to draw to.
canvas = TkCanvas.new(:width => 400, :height => 400)
canvas.pack

#The line objects we create will be stored here.
shapes = []

letters = "woah, trippy, dude!".split(//)

#Create a thread to update the window while it's displayed.
Thread.abort_on_exception = true
Thread.new do
  loop do

    #Get red, green, and blue values for a color from the factory.
    #Format is #RRGGBB in hexadecimal (like HTML).
    color = sprintf("#%02x%02x%02x",
      f.get(:red, :max => 254).to_i,
      f.get(:green, :max => 254).to_i,
      f.get(:blue, :max => 254).to_i
    )

    #Create and store a line of the chosen color.
    #Get width and locations of the endpoints from the factory.
    shapes << TkcText.new(
      canvas,
      f.get(:x1, :max => 400),
      f.get(:y1, :max => 400),
      :text => f.choose(:text, letters),
      :font => TkFont.new(
        :size => f.get(:size, :min => 1, :max => 72).to_i,
      ),
      :fill => color
    )

    #If the resetter returns true, tell the ExampleFactory to reassign
    #its source factories to different keys.
    f.reset_assignments if resetter.boolean(:reset)

    #Delete the oldest line if we have accumulated too many.
    shapes.shift.delete if shapes.length > letters.length

  end
end

#Display the window.
canvas.mainloop

video

Many thanks to Confreaks, the conference organizers, and to the generous speakers, who released their speeches under a Creative Commons license. In accordance with the license of the original videos, these MP3s are also released under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license.

Download MP3 conversions of Confreaks conference videos here.

You can automatically download the lot with wget if you have it installed:

wget --recursive --no-parent --accept mp3,ogg,MP3,OGG http://jay.mcgavren.com/files/conference_mp3s

Conversions were done with ffmpeg. Here’s the script I used:

#!/bin/sh
for filename; do
    ffmpeg -i "${filename}" -acodec libmp3lame -ab 96k -ac 2 -ar 44100 "${filename}.mp3"
done

My chief complaint was wild variation in volume levels; I haven’t blown a speaker yet but loud noises have made me jump sometimes. I’ve processed all these with “mp3gain” (which I thought was only available as a Windows GUI app but have since learned has a Linux command-line version) in an effort to correct this, but I make no guarantees there won’t be sudden jumps or drops in volume.

Many tweaks are still possible, and I will look into them if there’s demand:

• Remove the periods of silence on each track (where Confreaks originally showed sponsor logos).
• Convert remaining videos (these were hand-picked).
• Lower-bitrate versions for the space-conscious.
• See if The Levelator produces better results than mp3gain.
• ID3 tags with speakers, titles, and other metadata.
• An actual podcast feed.

Enjoy, and leave a comment with the improvements you’d like to see!

You acknowledge that this software is not designed, licensed or intended for use in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility.

–License agreement for a java.net library

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