Well, that was easy. Heard about MIDIator (a MIDI event generator for Ruby) on a Confreaks talk, and since I already had MIDI Patchbay and SimpleSynth installed from prior attempts to get things working, I gave it a shot.
Here’s some code that hooks it into a Rinda tuplespace:
And here’s what it sounds like in action. I’m sure a better/more skilled controller would make it sound less, uh, horrible. :) Boy, it sure processes those events fast…