> Glen and April’s house > You’re in Glen and April’s house. > > ( 2) A small straw torch sits here. > A hooded lantern sits here. > A boat is docked here. > A dog looks at you and whimpers excitedly. > Glen is here. > An angry Orc marches around. > A mean looking troll glares at you. > You see Glen here. > A dog looks at you and whimpers excitedly.
Read more...> … > You see an Emperor penguin here. (flying) > You see a quail here. (flying) > > look coyote > > He is 70 inches tall and weighs 180 pounds. > a coyote is in perfect health. > > Nothing special. > > He is wearing: > (torso) : a shirt > (wield) : a staff
Read more...> The door is closed. > The dining hall > This is Dragons’ dining hall. There is a large long solid > oak table, seating > at least 24, with heavy, wooden chairs to match. The oak > panel walls are > filled with paintings. There are doors to the north and > east, and to the west > there is a wide double door opening out onto the sunlit > terrace. > > Diana is here, smiling at you. > Belrak, the Tauren cleric, looks unhappy about having > visitors. > Gefyn, the Tauren cleric, looks unhappy about having > visitors. > Jay, standing idly. > Diana is here, smiling at you. > Judy is here, smiling at you. > Nate, standing idly. > Lenny is here, playing tag and other kids’ games. > A baby crawls about, looking for something to chew on. > A girl is here, playing jump jacks and other kids’ games. > Emma Kate crawls about, looking for something to chew on. > Joe looks at you curiously. > Laura is here, smiling at you. > Eric looks at you curiously. > Hitomi is here, smiling at you. > Eric’s Mom is here, smiling at you. > John looks at you curiously. > Lacey is here, smiling at you. > Glen looks at you curiously. > April is here, smiling at you. > Alan looks at you curiously. > Musetta is here, smiling at you. > Chuck looks at you curiously. > Ruth is here, smiling at you. > Janet is here, smiling at you. > Jeremy is standing here, making sure there is no trouble. > A mountain lion is roaring at you, ready for a strike! > A druid is here in meditation. > The Lord of the Western Realm, clothed in ice-white robes. > > Obvious exits: > North: a door, closed > East : a door, closed > West : a wide, closed > > > > Jeremy says to Jay ‘Hello Jay. How’s it going?’ > Nate says to Jay ‘Hello Jay. How’s it going?’ > Jay says to himself ‘What’s up Jay?’ > Lord Xiphos Rawulf says to Jay ‘What’s up Jay?’ > Gefyn says to Jay ‘What’s up Jay?’ > Belrak says to Jay ‘Hello Jay. How’s it going?’
Read more...http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20061031.html
Read more...I hate cell phones...
Can anyone tell me why it costs me ten cents to send 160 bytes of data via my cell phone (for a text message), but 20 cents will let me send 6,250,000 times more (for a gigabyte of data via Amazon S3)? Why exactly should data be 3,125,000 times more expensive just because it’s wireless?
Read more...For those confused about where “Lappy486″ came from...
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail119.html
Or if that doesn’t load:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
Read more...Since I don’t really like laptop keyboards, I was using Remote Desktop to copy my config from Midori to Lappy 486. It occurred to me that I’d need a way control Midori from Lappy as well, so I set up VNC on Lappy and went to test it, forgetting that I was attempting to control to PC that was controlling Lappy…
You know the effect you get when you stand between two mirrors, how the reflections stretch away into infinity? Yeah, it was like that. I had to close Remote Desktop and break the loop to regain control.
Read more...Lessee, things to do on Lappy486:
-Image hard drive. -Configure wireless. -Install World of Warcraft (Diana will want to play right away). -Install FireFox, Skype, iTunes, Photoshop. -Install Subversion client. -Check out scripts, non-installer-based apps, home directory. -Check out our photos (that’s also Subversioned). -Tw33k shit. -De-install World of Warcraft. -Re-image hard drive. -Re-install World of Warcraft.
Read more...New laptop just arrived at home. I confirmed with Diana - it is in fact shiny.
Read more...Wow… Okami is… beautiful. I can’t believe we didn’t get it sooner.
Gameplay-wise, it’s an obvious attempt to eat some of Wind Waker’s market, but I don’t care. The presentation is just so fucking gorgeous.
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