Just got this company-wide e-mail from our Manager of Corporate Communications…

> It’s easier than ever to access the important information > stored on [corporate website], because [corporate website] > is now the default home page for everyone’s browser. > > Please be advised that if you change your default page, > [corporate website] will reset itself as your default page > every 90 minutes. (No, that’s not an April Fools prank, > it’s by design.)

When management needs to reassure everyone that IT policy is not, in fact, an April Fool’s joke, you know you’re in trouble.

Good thing I use a different Web browser than the rest of the company. :)