What happened at the wedding: -Mom got Lenny (our ringbearer) to the ceremony site 10 minutes after we were supposed to begin. Glen and John rushed to get him into his tux. -Lenny then balked at walking down the aisle with all those people there. After a lot of encouragement and what seemed an eternity, he ran up to me at the altar. -I forgot my vows, and stumbled when reading them from my cheat sheet. Diana did the same. -Diana was the most beautiful I’ve ever seen her (and that’s saying a lot).

What happened on the honeymoon: -We dodged chickens left and right (the island is “infested” with them, according to one tour guide). -At various times, we ordered saimin (ramen soup) from a McDonald’s drive-thru, ate sushi from a conveyor, and had the most delicious (in fact the only) blue marlin I’ve ever had. -We got to reconnect with each other, without any kids, bills, or work to get in the way. -There are various other details, but I won’t trouble you with them.