> From: hr_drone@mycompany.com > To: All Mail Users > > Did you know September is National Fruit and Vegetable > Month? To reinforce the importance of these food groups we > encourage you to eat at least five servings of fruits and > vegetables each day throughout September. > > Each Friday, for the rest of the month, we will be > providing plates full of your favorite fruits. Feel free > to enjoy them and pick up a flyer that outlines some of the > many benefits.

Wow… (sniff…) I’ve never worked for a company that actually cared whether I got enough fiber.